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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 23:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Why do philosophy of physics when you can do physics itself? - Aeon

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

King & Queen of the Ring tournament brackets revealed - Cageside Seats

Still no good.

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

In what ways is modern day Russia similar to the USSR? How does it differ from the USSR in terms of culture and politics?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

How can I control my daily masturbating habit?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Ground beef sold at Whole Foods might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - CNN

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Scottie Scheffler's Wife Meredith Scheffler Gets Strong Message From PGA Tour Golfer - Athlon Sports

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Still no good

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is your opinion on The Beatles' impact on modern popular music? Are there any other bands with similar impacts on their genre(s)? Why them and not others?